I knew there was a good reason I’ve never gone golfing with Bode Miller. The Olympic gold medalist Alpine ski racer has a gorgeous wife, pro volleyball player Morgan Miller, who is a little less gorgeous today. That’s because her husband hit her in the eye with a golf ball. Morgan tweeted the aftermath (it’s pretty gruesome, so be forewarned).
I’m not feeling so hot. Line drive to the face today with a golf ball from my darling husband. I still love instagr.am/p/TKWS0bJFhX/
But revenge is a dish best served cold, and since that’s Morgan’s element, if I were Bode I’d keep my head on a swivel the next time they go skiing.